first and foremost, the title's not a typo... that's because this entry will be all about my twin cousin, les!
i've been thinking about it this morning, while i was on my way to school... my cousin deserves some recognition in this online journal! after all, i've practically spent my whole life with her!
other than that, i just want to laugh my head off... hehehe... so get ready!
LES PSYCHOLOGY:
1. obviously, she has no gender... don't ask her why unless you want her to knock you out.
2. if she's in a bad mood, it means its gonna be a full moon soon...
3. if she's in a
really bad mood, it means she's gonna have her monthly period soon...
4. she ain't afraid to speak her mind, whether she's talking to the very person that she might offend...
5. once she's really pissed off, get out of her way or get ready for a mean trash talking...
6. although she doesn't admit it, she notices every cute guy... wow, she's really becoming a girl...
7. she jumps up and down and acts like a kid whenever she sees something she really likes... and that ranges from food to books...
8. silence only makes her talk... aloud...
9. she cries over anything... and i really mean
anything...
10. after talking to her for an hour or so, she'll be able to talk exactly like you...
11. you'll hardly see her act like a girl...
12. her feminine voice is reserved for talking to highly respected people... thing is, she hardly respects anyone...
13. famous in class for her "ka-jologan" and singing "boulevard"...
14. she has her own vocabulary...
15. she makes up a nickname for everyone she likes... and hates...
okay, i can't think of anything else... i'll just edit that later... so remind me, oh dear self!
LES QUOTES:
1. "they say don't talk to strangers but everyone starts out as total strangers... so if i don't talk to strangers, then everyone will remain a stranger to me..."
2. "once in a blue moon lang ako ma-in love sa guy... but since the moon doesn't turn blue, i won't fall in love with a guy!" (i think the moon has now turned blue... :p)
3. when she's in her childish mode: "woookiieeessss..." (translated as "okay")
4. when she debates with terence and it involves money: "palibhasa mayaman ka kasi!"
5. "why are you still kalabiting me? i'm already making pansination na nga eh!"
6. after being a bridesmaid in our cousin's wedding: "that's the last time i'll ever wear a gown!" only to become the bridesmaid again for another cousin's wedding a few months after...
7. "sasagutin ko ang taong manliligaw sa akin at reregaluhan ako ng puso niya... literal na puso niya!"
8. "pag ako tumangkad... ibabaon kita sa lupa!"
9. when someone tells her "di ako ginaganyan ng nanay ko" she replies: "hindi mo ako nanay at hindi lahat ng tao eh nanay mo! welcome to the real world!"
that's pretty much all i can think of right now... just hang out with les to find out more about my cousin a.k.a. hobbit! hahahaha!
