i've been wanting to do this for so long but i never had the courage to...

well, a lot of you guys probably know how much i like gackt... if it ain't obvious, go jump off a building...

if you really want to see me dance without me giving you a hard time with all the convincing and stuff, here's what you gotta do:

1. place me inside a glass cage and have chains around my wrists
2. have 10 beautiful caucasians surround the cage
3. play gackt's "vanilla"

hahaha! i'm not kidding!

all you basically have to do is sing vanilla and there you have it, a josh valmont dancing like a total loser... come on! i do it on the college corridor!

but that's for a fee of 100 bucks and lunch... hahaha!

Vanilla
Gackt

kimi wa seijitsu na moralist
kirei no yubi de boku wo nazoru
boku wa junshi na terrorist
kimi no omou ga mama ni kakumei ga okiru

koi ni shibarareta specialist
nagai tsume wo taterareta boku
ai wo tashikametai egoist
kimi no oku made tadoritsu kitai

kimi no kao ga toozakeru
ah boku wa boku de nakunaru mae ni

aishite mo ii kai? yureru yoru ni
aragamama de ii yo matto fukaku
kurushii kurai ni nareta kuchibiru ga tokeau hodoni
boku wa...kimi no...vanilla

"...nante kido risugi" sonna cool na kimi wa plastic
atsui menazashi ni wa ecologist
sono moeru kuchizuke ga modo kashii

yugandeiku kimi no kao ga
ah boku ga boku de iraremasu you ni

aishite mo ii kai? yureru youru ni
arugamama de ii ya moto hayaku
kurushii kurai ni nureta kuchibiru ga kotoba nante mou
kimi to boku not burning love

ah itsuka asa e mukaereba
ah yoru wa owaru no darou ka
ah sora ni chiribamerareta
ah shiroi hana ni kakomarete yuku

aishite mo ii kai? yureru yoru ni
arugamama de ii ya ' i've seen a tail'
kuyashii kurai ni kimi ni hamatteru no ni
a crew sees cring knees
i wanna need not betry!!
aishite mo ii kai? tureru yoru ni
arugamama de ii ya motto kimi wo
kuruoshii kurai ni nareta koshi tsuki ga tokeau hodo ni
kimi wa...boku no...vanilla

Translation:
You’re an honest moralist
You trace me with your pretty finger
I’m a pure terrorist
Your thoughts are rising like a revolution

A specialist bound by romance
Long fingernails got me erect
An egoist who wants to confirm love
I want to struggle on until I’m inside of you

You keep yourself at a distance
ah...Before I get lost in myself

Is it okay to love, too? In the shaking night
It’s good as it is
More...Deeper
As those almost maddening lips I’ve gotten used to melt together
I am...Your...Vanilla

"...you’re too affected"
You’re cool like plastic
With hot looks like an ecologist
those burning kisses are irritating

Your distorting face is
ah...I’ll do it myself

Is it okay to love, too?
In the shaking night
It’s good as it is
More....Faster
The almost painful lips I’ve gotten used to are just words
You and I are not Burning love

ah...If we welcome how many mornings
ah...Will the nights probably stop
ah...Scattered in the sky
ah...White flowers surround us and die

Is it okay to love, too?
In the shaking night
It’s good as it is
"I’ve seen a tail"
It’s almost embarrassing I’ve fallen for you
A crew sees cring knees,
I wanna need. Not betray!!

Is it okay to love, too? In the shaking night
It’s good as it is
More...You are
As those almost maddening hips I’ve gotten used to melt together
You are...My...keeper

before the song ends, i'd probably have taken my shirt off... or more... hahahaha!

sorry, that's the effect of having sleepless nights...